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Frank's New Rifle (Thanks to Daniel H - Abilene, Tx)

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small black bear and shot it.

Soon after, there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big brown bear.
The brown bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin !! I'm going to give you two choices - either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative.
So the brown bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the brown bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin !! You've got two choices - either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to co-operate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death.
So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now, Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it, Frank.You don't come here for the hunting, do you ?"


(Editor's Note: Ladies....somebody HAS to come up with a "Top 10 Reasons Women prefer Guns over Men"....I will post all suggestions that are clean enough for the Letterman Show! Just email them here)

In response, from a nice lady in East Texas:

Ok here is the "Woman's ten reason's!
By Kay B.

1. You can sleep with your gun and it doesn't wake you up snoring.
2. Your gun will always protect you from harm.
3.Your gun stays loyal to the end of it's barrel because you can set its sights.
4. Your gun is not overly demanding of you.
5. Your gun is not arrogant.
6. Your gun doesn't brag or boast.
7. Your gun doesn't hog the T.V. remote.
8. Your gun gets the job done with out having to give it a blue pill.
9. You gun is easy to use and get along with.
10. You can always trade your gun for a rifle with a scope.

(Editor's Note: Thank You Kay!)

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat? "

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!



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